Woo Foo

Woo Foo is the trademark fighting style of Yin Yang Yo! and the enemy of the Night Masters.

History

Woo Foo is a fighting style consisting of mystical martial arts (wushu, ninjutsu, karate etc.) and magical techniques (Ninjutsu hand signs, Traditional Western Magic etc.) that was designed to combat evil. Its last surviving master, Master Yo, fought the current Night Master and almost became the first Woo Foo Master to defeat a Night Master; however, in a last bid to survive, the Night Master used the Amnesulet to wipe the minds of every single creature in the world, making them them forget Woo Foo's proud history and the Night Master's existence. Now, there are currently ten confirmed Woo Foo warriors in existence: Master Yo, Yang, Yin, Jobeaux, Lina, Boogeyman, Dave, Coop, Roger Jr, and Yuck.

Known Weapons

• Bamboo Sword - Basic Woo Foo warrior weapon.
• Knife and Fork of Infinite Devourness - Unlimited eating properties.
• Woo Foo Undies of Unlimited Destiny - Which multiply Woo Foo powers on 10000 percent
• Blood Raven's Double Blade of Destiny - Ancient Woo Foo weapon full of Woo Foo energy on the blade.
• Galadora's Hammer: - If the hammer is punched into the groungit creates the blue shockwave.
• The Woo Foo Spiral of Mystic Energy - Jumping and flying blue energy orb.
• Woo Foo Book of Forbidden Evil - Book which contains lot of dark creatures like: fire breathing dragon, Eradicus and zombies.
• The Woo Foo Knuckles of Unlimited Smackdown- Yellow shockwave creating knuckles.
• Toilet Brush of Illumination - Toilet brush with lot of uses (invisible ray, temporal blinding ray and darkness defeating and imprisoning into the dark dimension.
• The Adult Diaper of Doom
• Geosynchronometer - Eclipse creating Woo Foo device
• Laladin's Amp - Hypnotic amp.
• The Little Miss Woo Foo Magic Foo-Bration Charm - Charm with power to change into giant Tuning Fork which creates vibrations.
• The Mystical Woo Foo Charm Bracelet's Fooplication Charm - Cloning charm.
• Ti and Chai's Stone Litter Box - Litter box full of Woo Foo energy.
• Woo-Foo Suspenders and Bow-tie
• Poodle Skirt of Ultimate Protection
• Minder's Helmet - Jumping into the minds of others.
• Box of Infinitive Trap-a-tude - Bottomless purple box like prison.
• Chalice of So-Whatitude - Speaking, wish granting chalice.
• Parachute Pants of Punishment - Pants which grants power of unstoppable dancing.
• Lick-n-Stick - Magic Woo Foo absorbing staff which originally belonged to Badfoot.
• Chronologicum - Magic hourglass like amulet which originally belonged to Kraggler.
• Glasses of Ultimate Smartness - Magic glasses with power omniscience.
• Woo Foo Book of History - Book what contains important history of Woo Foo (like defeating the Night master).
• Woo Foo Recliner of Infinite Enlightenment - Needed for the Woo Foo Meditative Nap of Oblivion, which cleanses the spirit and rejuvenates the body.
• Unknown spear
• Unknown axe
• Unknown scrool
• Unknown moon helmet
• Unknown shield

Places

• Woo Foo Dojo
• Woo Foo Training Shed
• Woo Foo Temple of Deadly Whatever

Proverbs

The Ancient Woo Foo Scrolls carry a vast knowledge of proverbs. They can appearantly be summoned in any form through mental and oral summoning line "As it says in the Ancient Woo Foo Scrolls...". Oddly, the scrolls also carry recipes and other Woo Foo cultures.

Woo Foo wisdom is most often presented by Master Yo while reading the Woo Foo Scrolls. Some sayings are also spoken from memory or invented on the fly. It is not known which can be treated as true Woo Foo wisdom as Master Yo confirmed in Cat Smash Fever that one of them was not wisdom but "just good common sense".

The list below contains selected proverbs from Woo Foo Scrolls, Master Yo's sayings and different characters' conclusions which to some extent could be treated as Woo Foo wisdom.

• "The lesson that's not new and shiny, still might be the one that's fine...y", Dojo, Oh No!
• "A rock-like exterior does not shield the heart within", Finding Hershel
• "A true Woo Foo knight is a master of both the mystic and the martial arts", 600 Channels of Doom, Night Fall
• "When might and magic work as one, the villain's plan can be undone", 600 Channels of Doom
• "It's better to work as a team", 600 Channels of Doom
• "Everybody has something to teach you, no matter how old they are", An Oldie But a Goodie
• "A Woo Foo Knight is like orange chicken - sweet and sour. You need a balance of all your ingredients, not just the pleasant ones", Yin Yang Yuck
• "Earth, Sun and rain each nourish the growing seeds. The farmer needs all the elements working together to make things grow", Beetlemania
• "The reed that does not bend is destined to break", The Sweet Stench of Love
• "You cannot make yourself bigger by making people feel smaller", Too Much Yangformation
• "Beauty is not always beautiful", Falling Yin Love
• "That which glitters can also blind", On Golden Pondscüm
• "A true Woo Foo warrior knows the meaning of self-sacrifice", A Toy's Story
• "Self-sacrifice is its own reward", A Toy's Story
• "That what you desire may not be that what you require", The Trouble with Two-ni-corns
• "Goofing off is lots of fun. The responsibility gets things done", Scarf It Up!
• "Bad things happen when Woo Foo is used in anger", The Return of the Night Master
• "You cannot have more without that which came before", Scary Scary Quite Contrary
• "Woo Foo will always be a better guide than dumb luck", How the Cookie Crumbles
• "If you want a girl to like you, you need to be her friend, just not so much that you lose yourself", The Yin of Yang
• "The debt of arrogance is difficult to repay", Shopping Sprawl
• "Sometimes help can come from unexpected places", Dictator of the Year
• "The lie you tell that hurts a friend may come and bite you in the end, but the truth you tell in the name of friendship may in fact be your redem...ship", Master Dave
• "Sometimes the best direction is misdirection", Destination Danger
• "Everybody's got a job to do", Bad Nanny Jamma
• "[If you focus on what's in front of you] you miss what's behind you", Doomed to Repeat It
• "We'll always be more powerful as a team than we ever could be alone", Doomed to Repeat It
• "What goes around, comes around", The Hex of the Ex
• "The ties that bind family leave softer bruises", Out on a Pledge
• "You can't force people to learn a lesson. They have to want to learn it. You have to lead by example"", Attack of the Lesson
• "One drop of evil can cause a crashing wave of trouble", A Case of the Evils
• "Sometimes the small targets are the most important ones", Sitting Shaggler
• "You can't see the whole truth if you're too busy gazing at yourself", Shadows and Light
• "Fighting not just to hit stuff or because it was part of your homework or job but because it was the right thing to do, and that is the mark of a true Woo Foo Knight. A Knight who has finally reached level 1", Night Fall
• "He who walks through life all grumpy will find his day forever bumpy", Deja Foo
• "Evil doesn't take a vacation", The Pecking Order
• "Don't fight with your sister", Smoke and Mirrors
• "The most potent weapon of the warrior is not the fist but the head", Brain Drain
• "Don't be selfish or it will come back and bite you on the butt", Imperfect Fooplicates
• "Hateful things you say or do eventually will turn back [on you]", A Bad Case of the Buglies
• "There's more to beauty than just the exterior", A Bad Case of the Buglies
• "Children must respect their elders", Turnabout
• "You can learn from all kinds of books", The Manotaur
• "Part of being a Woo Foo is to protect people", This Yang Isn't Brought to You By...
• "Cool isn't always the right choice", Basic Yin-stinct
• "Wisdom comes from unexpected places", O'Brother There Art Thou
• "True heroes don't showboat", Situation Tragedy
• "Belching and passing gas is all fine but being a real man comes from the inside", Skirting the Issue
• "Enemies could be anywhere", Clown-Fu Fighting
• "Never turn your back on a clown", Clown-Fu Fighting
• "No good ever comes of spreading rumors and lies", Cat Smash Fever
• "You can go from good to naughty if you use your magic without thought...y", Camp Magic Pants
• "She who's naughty just to try and belong can change herself from good to wrong", Camp Magic Pants
• "Funnest job ever, never is", Worked Stiff
• "Sometimes simplicity is the key", Mission Yinpossible
• "There is no place in Woo Foo for shortcuts", Disapp-Eared
• "There is no place in Woo Foo for laziness", Disapp-Eared
• "The Woo Foo Scroll preaches forgiveness", Upstanding Yuck
• "People [can] (...) change [for the better]", Upstanding Yuck
• "A Woo Foo warrior faces adversity without the aid of (...) computers or domestic helpers", A Walk in the Woods
• "A little effort now and then isn't so bad after all", A Walk in the Woods
• "You put aside your pride and put the team ahead of yourself and that kind of heroism is probably enough to get somebody into the Woo Foo History Book", Welcome to the Dark Tomorrow
• "It's not OK to hate anybody because of the color of their pelt", Today You Are a Bear
• "Having a pet is a big responsibility", Pets Peeved
• "Woo Foo Warrior should learn to fight in all environments", For the Love of Clamboy
• "Withholding the truth is as bad as lying", For the Love of Clamboy
• "Everybody deserves a second chance", Zarnot's Girlfriend
• "The job of fighting evil involves preparation and maintenance", The Secret Life of Possum Panda
• "No matter where you fight the festering spectre of evil, you gotta do a lot of darn work", The Secret Life of Possum Panda
• "The greatest reward comes from picking up the slack for a friend in need", Splitting Hares
• "We're Woo Foo, we don't let any foe intimidate us", The Confidence Game
• "In order to summon up the courage you require you must learn to turn a blind eye to the ugliness in front of you", The Confidence Game
• "Learn when to lead and when to follow", Roboticus Maximus
• "Sometimes a weakness can be a strength", Mind Games
• "Once you start to neglect your clothing soon you'll have to hold your nothing", Clothes Encounters

Confirmed Warriors

• Wooda and Shooda - The oldest known Woo Foo Masters.
• Ti and Chai - The most mentioned Ancient Woo Foo Masters.
• Master Yo - The last living Woo Foo Master and the first to defeat a nightmaster.
• Yin and Yang - The only two living level 2 Woo Foo Knights.
• Jobeaux - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Lina - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Dave - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Coop - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Boogeyman - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Roger Jr - Woo Foo Knight in a Little Less Training.
• Yuck- Although evil and not taught by Master Yo, he is still a level 5 Woo Foo Knight.
• Alberticus Lax - is Woo Foo wizard who created the "Chalice of So-Whatitude".

Ranks

Warriors/Knights

A Woo Foo Warrior/Knight carries many ranks and levels.

• Woo Foo Knight in Training - Woo Foo Knights are educated in Woo Foo history, proverbs and techniques. This Woo Foo rank gives the knight the choice to train either in Might Style or Magic Style.

• Woo Foo Knight In A Little Less Training - Proving themselves worthy, a Woo Foo Knight becomes an advanced student in their education. It's identification is a badge-ribbon.

• Level 1 Woo Foo Knight - After gaining a large amount of historical knowledge, great honor and access to both styles of Woo Foo, a knight graduates from education and left to independently develop their skills while still living with their master. It's identification is a black belt.

• Level 2 Woo Foo Knight - Though existing, information of this rank is yet to be revealed.

• Level 5 Woo Foo Knight - Yuck is the only known level 5 Woo Foo knight. Which grants him access to the level 5 woo foo spell Aura Swap and an ability akin to the Adult Diapers of Doom which seems to enhance his size, physical strength and defense considerably.

• Woo Foo Master - The highest rank as a Woo Foo Knight, a Woo Foo Master has mastered all techniques and wisdom. They are also given the commitment to train and assist Woo Foo Knights. Their identification is a sash.

Skill Levels

Woo Foo Knights are first trained in level 1 Woo Foo techniques, such as "Bamboo Weaponry", "Transfoomation", etc. Level 2 Woo Foo Techniques include "Woo Foo Aura", "Paws of Power", "Power Punch", etc.

Holiday

Woo Foo holiday is called Ha-Woo-Chris-Foo-Nah-Kah-Mas.

According to Master Yo, Woo Foo Knights in Training only get two days off: birthday and snow day.

Culture

Woo Foo has been used multiply in culture. Cultural speech include "For the love of Foo", "Thank Foo", etc. Other cultures include the food: Foo-Berry Muffins", a website: "Foobay", etc.

Blunders

• Woo Foo has been wiped out for the 96th time.